Guys. I’m going to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in August! YAY!
@2 months ago with 1 note#nick offerman #megan mullally #personal
Jessica. 26 years old.
Massachusetts.
Married to Naya Rivera, Jennifer Lawrence, and this fool, the Heather to my Naya.
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Guys. I’m going to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in August! YAY!
@2 months ago with 1 noteAll my shows are on tonight. Parks, 30 Rock, Grey’s, Glee, and The Office.
When I make drinks, I make them with too much tequila.
I have date #2 on Sunday.
Tomorrow is Friday.
I’m about to rage on Comcast. Again.
I logged into my account to see they say I owe $360? Hahahahaha. Funny joke.
brb; unless I’m arrested for killing someone over the phone.
@5 months agoTubby loves that bathroom…
A productive day today!
Managed to not cry more over 30 Rock.
Cleaned the whole house.
Ran errands. Got new sheets on said errands.
Made bed.
Did laundry.
And I have date #3 tomorrow!
AND it’s a long weekend from work.
It is a good weekend, says me.
@4 months ago with 1 note| Me: | I drank the bottle of red wine. |
| Bro: | You mean mine? |
| Me: | Yeah... |
| Bro: | I was supposed to have some of that! |
| Me: | Welp... |
My beef stew is looking pretty good! I’m pretty excited about it, tbh. We’ll see how it tastes in a little while…
Where the hell did my weekend go?
@5 months ago with 2 notesI just passed my 11,000 post! I don’t know if this is cause for celebration…or to just feel badly about myself and how often I post…

Saw Les Mis. Cried so hard. Oh man. That movie and that music. I can’t even handle it.
@5 months ago with 1 noteGuys. I’m going to see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally in August! YAY!
A productive day today!
Managed to not cry more over 30 Rock.
Cleaned the whole house.
Ran errands. Got new sheets on said errands.
Made bed.
Did laundry.
And I have date #3 tomorrow!
AND it’s a long weekend from work.
It is a good weekend, says me.
All my shows are on tonight. Parks, 30 Rock, Grey’s, Glee, and The Office.
When I make drinks, I make them with too much tequila.
I have date #2 on Sunday.
Tomorrow is Friday.
| Me: | I drank the bottle of red wine. |
| Bro: | You mean mine? |
| Me: | Yeah... |
| Bro: | I was supposed to have some of that! |
| Me: | Welp... |
My beef stew is looking pretty good! I’m pretty excited about it, tbh. We’ll see how it tastes in a little while…
Where the hell did my weekend go?
I’m about to rage on Comcast. Again.
I logged into my account to see they say I owe $360? Hahahahaha. Funny joke.
brb; unless I’m arrested for killing someone over the phone.
I just passed my 11,000 post! I don’t know if this is cause for celebration…or to just feel badly about myself and how often I post…

Saw Les Mis. Cried so hard. Oh man. That movie and that music. I can’t even handle it.