paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

(Source: yevkunremade, via nodoubtem)

@1 year ago with 432543 notes
#ahhhhhahahahaha #i'm dying #lol 
I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.

I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.

@1 year ago with 2 notes
#television #tv #lol #haha #funny 
Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!

Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!

@1 year ago
#lol #texas chainsaw #hookers? #haha #funny 

I’m fart and I’m smunny.

Will never get old.

@2 years ago with 1 note
#lol #parks & rec #amy poehler #parks and recreation #leslie knope 
reallykatie:

20 Extremely Important Catnip PSAs
@2 years ago with 2427 notes
#lol 
Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.

Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.

@1 year ago with 6 notes
#glee #naya rivera #darren criss #santana lopez #blaine anderson #funny #lol #gleek 

eocene:

omg everyone, go to google images and search “completely wrong”

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@1 year ago with 63416 notes
#this is beautiful #hahahahaha #lol #perfect 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I realized I wasn’t patient enough.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

@2 years ago with 5 notes
#puns #guys i love puns #jokes #joke #funny #lol 
I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.

I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.

@2 years ago with 1 note
#personal #castle #beckett #lol #funny #stana katic #nathan fillion 
My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.

My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.

@2 years ago
#personal #lol #funny #glee #edge of glory 

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

(Source: yevkunremade, via nodoubtem)

1 year ago
#ahhhhhahahahaha #i'm dying #lol 
Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.
1 year ago
#glee #naya rivera #darren criss #santana lopez #blaine anderson #funny #lol #gleek 
I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.
1 year ago
#television #tv #lol #haha #funny 

eocene:

omg everyone, go to google images and search “completely wrong”

(via galentines)

1 year ago
#this is beautiful #hahahahaha #lol #perfect 
Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!
1 year ago
#lol #texas chainsaw #hookers? #haha #funny 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I realized I wasn’t patient enough.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

2 years ago
#puns #guys i love puns #jokes #joke #funny #lol 
I’m fart and I’m smunny.

Will never get old.

2 years ago
#lol #parks & rec #amy poehler #parks and recreation #leslie knope 
I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.
2 years ago
#personal #castle #beckett #lol #funny #stana katic #nathan fillion 
reallykatie:

20 Extremely Important Catnip PSAs
2 years ago
#lol 
My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.
2 years ago
#personal #lol #funny #glee #edge of glory