I’m taking a survey and this was a question.
I mean… I can understand people not using shower gel or rinse off conditioner, but…I would hope people use the rest of these regularly…

I’m taking a survey and this was a question.

I mean… I can understand people not using shower gel or rinse off conditioner, but…I would hope people use the rest of these┬áregularly…

@1 year ago with 1 note
#survey #funny #what even 
I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.

I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.

@1 year ago with 2 notes
#television #tv #lol #haha #funny 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I realized I wasn’t patient enough.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

@2 years ago with 5 notes
#puns #guys i love puns #jokes #joke #funny #lol 
My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.

My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.

@2 years ago
#personal #lol #funny #glee #edge of glory 

I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence was invited to Ellen’s show…

…and then turned it down because she’d be afraid Ellen would scare her and she’d pee her pants.

@2 years ago with 8 notes
#jk jk #but it'd be hilarious to see ellen scare jlaw #jennifer lawrence #hunger games #ellen degeneres #funny #josh hutcherson 
Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.

Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.

@1 year ago with 6 notes
#glee #naya rivera #darren criss #santana lopez #blaine anderson #funny #lol #gleek 
Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!

Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!

@1 year ago
#lol #texas chainsaw #hookers? #haha #funny 
I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.

I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.

@2 years ago with 1 note
#personal #castle #beckett #lol #funny #stana katic #nathan fillion 

Okay. I still can’t believe they made another Madagascar movie. I didn’t think the first two did well enough, but dammit, if the zebra wearing the rainbow afro doesn’t make me laugh every time.

@2 years ago
#madacascar #funny #chris rock #lol #personal 

"If a sex swing’s gonna be a sex swing, that is what it’d look like."

Jennifer Lawrence on El Hormiguero
@2 years ago with 9 notes
#jennifer lawrence #thg #hunger games #i love this girl #lol #funny 
I’m taking a survey and this was a question.
I mean… I can understand people not using shower gel or rinse off conditioner, but…I would hope people use the rest of these regularly…
1 year ago
#survey #funny #what even 
Haha. This is how Comcast puts Naya and Darren’s Fox Lounge bit OnDemand.
1 year ago
#glee #naya rivera #darren criss #santana lopez #blaine anderson #funny #lol #gleek 
I’m taking a survey and I don’t understand this question.
1 year ago
#television #tv #lol #haha #funny 
Here I go, looking for horror movies to watch and this shows up. Ahhhhahahahahahaha!
1 year ago
#lol #texas chainsaw #hookers? #haha #funny 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I realized I wasn’t patient enough.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

2 years ago
#puns #guys i love puns #jokes #joke #funny #lol 
I’ve never watched Castle until the finale. Erin tried to explain the other characters to me. It didn’t go well.
2 years ago
#personal #castle #beckett #lol #funny #stana katic #nathan fillion 
My grandmother might be the most adorable thing.
2 years ago
#personal #lol #funny #glee #edge of glory 

Okay. I still can’t believe they made another Madagascar movie. I didn’t think the first two did well enough, but dammit, if the zebra wearing the rainbow afro doesn’t make me laugh every time.

2 years ago
#madacascar #funny #chris rock #lol #personal 
I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence was invited to Ellen’s show…

…and then turned it down because she’d be afraid Ellen would scare her and she’d pee her pants.

2 years ago
#jk jk #but it'd be hilarious to see ellen scare jlaw #jennifer lawrence #hunger games #ellen degeneres #funny #josh hutcherson 
"If a sex swing’s gonna be a sex swing, that is what it’d look like."
Jennifer Lawrence on El Hormiguero
2 years ago
#jennifer lawrence #thg #hunger games #i love this girl #lol #funny